Larry's Larry Page Page

Hi, I'm Larry Kuwalski. This is my page about Larry Page.

Here I will post updates about how I feel about Larry Page.

News

November 1st, 2013 — Happy Halloween! So it has come to my attention that evidently, no website, in all of the online area, contains the word "Zipplewinks". So let's get this SEO shit down pat, Mr. Page. Here we go... ZIPPLEWINKS! ZIPPLEWINKS! We will update you when Google has discovered us. Bear in mind, companies pay trillions every day to be at the top of the search results. We're going to do it for free.

October 23rd, 2013 — Not feelin so Larry Page today. I mean, what's up with this guy? Where's my Nexus 5? oooooh, that's right I said it, what you gonna do, call the cops?

October 18th, 2013 — Today I'm really feeling Larry Pagetastic. Let's see how Larry Page I'm feeling until tomorrow. Will post updates! Stay tuned.

Update 16:19 — Although this is only our first day, I've been overwhelmed with the public response. The hundreds of tweets I've received from you guys is helpful, and please keep them coming. However it's putting a lot of pressure on me... I wasn't prepared for the level of responsibility required to run a page of this caliber.

Update 16:59 — Hey everybody we're back on Twitter. I guess we exceeded our bandwith limits, or something?